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[-] judgyweevil@feddit.it 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Me: I've close the program, now please delete the file

Windows: ok, give me half an hour, it's not easy to delete 500 MB

[-] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

... And the file is back open somehow. Only now the program throws an error when Windows launches, yet still leeches resources.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Here's an incredibly animated chart of how poorly I'm doing. Note that I seem to throttle the operation every 5 seconds or so.

Explanation? No, no. Haha. No. We don't do anything like that.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Oh you think because you closed the program it's released the file? Think again chump!

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I'm surrounded by idiots.

"Sure thing boss" you fucking moron.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I did that once on my Macbook Air a while ago by mistake. The system's completely fucked and I had to reinstall it.

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