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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)
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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Boolean functions have potentially infinite return states depending on error handling

  • True
  • False
  • NA
  • NULL
  • Error1 "You done messed up."
  • Error2 "You done messed up differently. But again."
  • Error3 "My tender bosom heaves in anguish"

etc

[-] Subscript5676@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Not in my functional language with no nulls :P

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