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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (www.jezebel.com)

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This article was posted 9/8/25. Two days prior to the death of Kirk.

https://archive.ph/Kb78K

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago

ngl kinda tempted to hire some Etsy witches

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago

You can try some Fiverr witches if you feel like taking a gamble. There was a scandal or two because of that knockoff mugwort they like to use, but in this economy I can't really blame them for pinching pennies.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

Even the Fiverr ones can be beat in price these days. I've got a local LLM running on my computer, I could set it chanting curses 24/7 for just a modest cost in electricity.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, I can make a command prompt loop "may my enemies always have itchy bums" until I stop the command, but I don't know if that carries the same power.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

Quantity over quality.

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