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[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Just tell everyone you have a small penis. It's much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You'd think that, but you'd be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Maybe it can be written on a special vest like a seeing eye dog. Just a symbol that says do not touch.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

moar like a peeing eye dog amirite

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