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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

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