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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

O7

We salute you, the 20, we thank you.
You owe us many hours.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Don't even sweet it.

These hours are covered by my employer while I take a colossal shit

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Boss made a dollar I made a dime

That was a poem From a simpler time.

Now boss makes a thousand And gives us a cent

While he's got employees Who can't pay the rent.

When boss makes a million And the workers make jack

That's when we strike And take our lives back.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shit posting while shitting, a true multitasker, your employer is lucky to have you

[-] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

long may they live and may the meme spirits guide them.

[-] kwezelaar@mastodon.nl 7 points 1 week ago

@slowmorella @Evil_Shrubbery may they get infinite cold pillows

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