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Is It Time Yet? (lemmy.world)
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[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago
[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago

Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 days ago

Enhance your calm Satan.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

[-] Katzimir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I need goatse.

It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Whether it's for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025
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