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[-] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 32 points 21 hours ago

Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.

[-] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago

Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!

[-] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Can you send him over when you're done with him?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago

Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.

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