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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 257 points 1 week ago

She doesn't like being included in sexual activity without her consent? Who would have thought.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 108 points 1 week ago

It's actually the consent that was bugging her. "Two willing adults having sex? DISGUSTING!"

[-] hungryphrog 5 points 1 week ago

When you live in a cage with other people, there aren't much options.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What's that saying? Remind me, if you can't do the time, what should you also not be doing?

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

We're all criminals one way or another, some of us get away with it and others don't. If I were a corrupt cop fishing for a reason to throw you in a cell I'd find one in short order.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If there are cop they'll just make stuff up and plant evidence. They don't bother doing investigations to see if you're guilty of some crime, they just lie.

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 1 week ago
[-] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bro, shut the fuck up white-collar crime doesn’t even begin to cover the amount of crime that people do and get away with, what are you some kind of fucking boot licker

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