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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by JasonDJ@lemmy.zip to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

My wife thinks I'm the only person who would even think that.

She's a Buff Orpington, and all of our other hens have pun names like "Annie Yolkly", "Stevie Chicks", "Ruth Bader Ginsbird", "Princess Layer", etc...which makes it even worse.

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[-] Microw@piefed.zip 29 points 4 months ago

Well, are you gonna take that joy away from your kids? They got to name a bird and now you want to tell them "nah I as your father decide that this is a dumb name"?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Would you name your daughters "Vagina"?

[-] eee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 months ago

Your chicken is not only not your daughter but Chloe is a completely normal name that has nothing to do with genitals.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Davis / Davis the Big Fat Dong

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