"Why do I have to get half a mile of shitty vent crawling duty?"

Well, somebody has to get half a mile of shitty vent crawling duty, and I have got zero ligaments left below the waist. You can smell Keith coming from a full mile, so that leaves you, Carl.

"Fuck you, make Maria do it!"

Maria is literally just a head, what, are you going to bowl her down the vent shaft and call it a day?

scene cut to Carl bowling Maria's head down the vent shaft