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My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.
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Unlike you babies I have Personal Responsibility and I write all of my code directly in assembly the way reagan intended. I don't need guard rails and I've never had any issues with it because my Personal Responsibility keeps me safe
Magnetised needle and a steady hand or gtfo