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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 240 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

[-] miguel@fedia.io 134 points 6 days ago

I see you've heard of onedrive :D

[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

[-] miguel@fedia.io 6 points 5 days ago

So convienent

[-] bandarbaru_1@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 days ago

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

You're on the list now!

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Definetly Santa's nice list…

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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