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[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 days ago
[-] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 84 points 5 days ago
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 86 points 5 days ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 17 points 5 days ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

[-] kubica@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

This indecent will be reported.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

[-] 2910000@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

-bash: sudo: command not found

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

$ whoami

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