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Everybody gets one [choose wisely] (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by Lazycog@sopuli.xyz to c/wizards@lemmy.world

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.

Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store

Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Why do apprentices even have access to your card?

Throw out the apprentices that do it.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners.

They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles.