I am deeply outraged and saddened by your behavior, @pieguy.
Over the years together, I had truly begun to see you as a friend.

But this is too far.
The line must be drawn here.

Promoting CORN on c/news.

Because of your status as moderator of beandoodles, I thought you were a safe person. Your corn supremacist actions have proven that this is not the case.

THEREBY,

• It is decreed that you shall:
  Retract all previous positive statements about corn.
• Apologize publicly.
• Make a ten-step program on how we, as a community of friends, can topple systemic corn supremacy.
• Abdicate your lordship over any plant-related digital communities and appoint me as new Supreme Ruler.
• Banish yourself from this sublemmy for 40 days and 40 nights.