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[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 55 points 3 weeks ago

Forgetting the cocaine. Never forget the 3 lines.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

What if there's a bug on line 3?

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm... move the bug and/or the line. Possibly snort around the bug? Get a new line?

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ok the bug is gone, but there are now two new bugs...

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit. Same as before try to move it to a new room.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Alright, I got rid of the problematic lines and now everything seems faster 👌🏻

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Snort that too i guess.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

If you have to do lines to feel it, you're buying some shitty coke. You only need a couple of bumps if it's good yayo.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know how to tell you this, but I have in fact, never done cocaine or anything similar. I just know that you snort it with a dollar bill off a table or a stripper. Obviously.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

When the UK switched to using plastic for the denominations of money that come as notes (£5, £10, £20, £50), people who use cocaine found that the new, plastic notes had a tendency to cut or scratch their nose. Because the £5 notes were the first ones to be switched to plastic, and they have Winston Churchill on them, apparently this phenomenon was termed "being Winstoned". E.g. "careful with that, you don't want to be Winstoned".

I have no other point to make, I just think that this is hilarious.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The cocaine is there if you read between the lines.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

thiel looks likes hes on stimulants 24/7

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