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I bit a sausage and it spat up my nose!
I choose not to rephrase this.
Spit or swallow, it isn't relevant
When the sausage is as thick as the trunk of an elephant
You'll get that juice all over your face
Up your nose, salty, sweet, no disgrace
โญ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ ๐คค ๐คค ๐คค
Thank you
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๐ถ I bit a sausage and I liked it The taste of its sausagy goodness I bit a sausage just to try it I hope my sausage don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right
A rod shaped meat was in your mouth and when you applied pressure, it released liquid with such force that the liquid reached your nasal cavity.
So much sexier when it's phrased that way
Ugh, apply more pressure baby, I want your liquid in my cavity
(Note: i apologise, this is not directed at you)
Partner, apply three more pascals of pressure post-haste! Continue semi circular rotation! Hnnng
COME ON, TARS!!!!
Hope you didnโt burn yourself fro the oil or juices. That can be nasty if the sausage is fresh and hot.
No burn, just itchy!!!!