Buddeh, the sketti gotsa go. Toss 2 raw eggs down there, grate a mountain of Parmigianino Reggiano, make a clumpy mix of eggs and cheese, heat by furiously thrashing your feet around, add black pepper to taste- bam, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. You'll thank me later.
American power strip on the table. Drop it to the floor, there goes with it your spaghetti cables.
But then I'd have floor spaghetti. My feet go down there.
Buddeh, the sketti gotsa go. Toss 2 raw eggs down there, grate a mountain of Parmigianino Reggiano, make a clumpy mix of eggs and cheese, heat by furiously thrashing your feet around, add black pepper to taste- bam, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. You'll thank me later.
Ah. Forgot the guanciale. Thanks for reminding me.
Uncle Gordon said put peas in it.
. . . are you just skipping WWIII and going to WWIV? Also don't trust anything non-British to Jamie Oliver, mkthanks.
Peas in carbonara..Blasphemous as milk/cream in Fettuccini Alfredo.
Welp. It's settled. Spaghetti alla Carbonara with guanciale tonight. But bro's sketti gotsa go.