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submitted 3 weeks ago by not_IO to c/196
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[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 189 points 3 weeks ago

Why waste time like this? Wouldn't it be better if cinemas would use vertical screens where a popular youtuber would describe the plot of the movie in like 30 seconds while talking at 2x speed?

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 68 points 3 weeks ago

Or they could put subway surfers on the bottom half of the screen.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

What is a subway surfer

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

And you can pay extra for a chinese voice counting numbers as back noise.

[-] Luccus@feddit.org 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

*an AI describes part of a scene in a movie, badly.

And the title is something like “HE USES SUPERPOWERS TO SAVE HIS FRIEND #MOVIE #FILM #CINEMA #SHORTS”. Also, the name of the channel is any two word combination of: movie, cinema, star, summary, domain or reels. And each upload is either 15 to 25 minutes or a short and the channel uploads something every day.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

And the audience comments could scroll by on the side! Brilliant!

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