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[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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[-] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 weeks ago

wow. good find, thank you.

so... how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just... yeast

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?

[-] waz@feddit.uk 15 points 3 weeks ago

I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Because you've been a victim of corporate anti-regulation propaganda.

The Kinder egg thing is because anything non-edible is banned from being mixed into foodstuffs as a general food quality measure. As in you can't add gravel or dirt or whatever. It was also supposed to ban sawdust but they realized they could just call it cellulose and say it's a fiber supplement.

This has the side effect of banning cheap plastic trash in your cheap chocolate that is a stupid product for morons (children).

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

easy... girls dumb enough to chrke on kinder eggs grow to be dumb enough to poach their vag

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Then shouldn't they both be illegal?

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

lawmakers in the USA are either too dumb or too greedy for their laws to make sense

the current batch in charge are both

[-] buffing_lecturer@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. "a few minutes" is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If I wanted that, I'd use the hand-held shower head.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

No but see that's water, not tea

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fungal growth too

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

and enjoy

Uh... So... How?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is why sex ed is so important in our schools. Puritanical Republicans are why so many poor American kids who grow up in red states don't know about basic things like periods, contraception, and vaginal spas.

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