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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

welcome to the orphan crushing machine that first crashes the mother. you also gotto love the slight "polices are heroes and caring human beings" twist.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Don't be ridiculous. The machine that crushes the mother is not the orphan crushing machine - that's the orphan making machine. Different part of the same pipeline. Don't confuse them - they are maintained by different companies.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Orphan Co. Limited ?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The companies are subsidiaries of the same parent corporation. They can control the amount of orphans in circulation at will. Congress said "definitely not a monopoly" so it's all good though.

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