I'm glad that I'm not the only one who feels the primal urge to slap the soil sack
From my own perspective, if anything looks vaguely (vaguely!) like an ass packed into a pair of jeans like these beautiful sacks look, I would be remiss in not giving them a cursory smack.
(vaguely!)
I diagnose you with thirst
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I'm glad that I'm not the only one who feels the primal urge to slap the soil sack
From my own perspective, if anything looks vaguely (vaguely!) like an ass packed into a pair of jeans like these beautiful sacks look, I would be remiss in not giving them a cursory smack.
I diagnose you with thirst