331
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] sthetic@lemmy.ca 88 points 4 days ago

I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.

We've got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.

Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 61 points 4 days ago

This is basically the Breakfast Club

[-] Maxxie 17 points 4 days ago

If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.

Then he'd hit you and tell you its your fault.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Well they would need to be playable characters otherwise you couldn't date them or it may be gay. We all know everyone capable of playing videogames is a straight male after all.

[-] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

"Look what you made me do!"

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

This would actually be a pretty funny premise for a heist movie. Have them stealing Lambos from a crypto conference or something.

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
331 points (100.0% liked)

Are The Straights OK?

1373 readers
3 users here now

Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

Rules:

  1. Post examples of toxic heteronormativity only.
  2. Be nice and respectful.

for more info, see larger rules post here: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/1444294

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS