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[-] bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

only if the corporate citizen promises really hard we can trust them. like a super promise.

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

We need better than that. We need a pinky promise.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

That's impractical, because for a pinky promise, you need to actually lock pinkies. We need a surrogate, like maybe the Commander in Chief?

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

I think we should ask Chuck Schumer. He's really good at getting things done.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Perfect, and since he's in his 70s, he has all of that experience keeping promises to draw on.

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