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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 120 points 2 months ago

Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.

[-] intheformbelow@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

She just didn't want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as "Giantmagacnt"

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 35 points 2 months ago

Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.

“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”

“Sustained!”

this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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