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[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine a buff, bearded person that identifies as male wins in a contest that measures female beauty

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I know right? It'll finally make pagents worth watching.

We should also get drag queen bodybuilding competitions. If everything is going to be reality TV for a while (support the strike, by the way) I'd at least want them to be entertaining.

[-] DharmaCurious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I would love to see drag queen strong person competitions. Imagine log rolling in heels and an evening gown?

Ooh, or maybe like that next ninja whatever show. I can't remember what it's called. The one with all the crazy acrobatics and stuff. Imagine having to do that obstacle course where you hang from the bar and "jump" while holding the bar to the next slot, but you have to sing And I Am Telling You while you do it!

American TV could get real fucking good, real fucking fast.

[-] Fubar91@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy crapoli, I've tried other peoples heels briefly a few times. I have no idea how people even walk in them let alone log roll in them! That sounds like some great entertainment tbh.

Or imagine one of those lumberjack competitions where they scale the trees and top them.

This is the kind of television we need!

[-] DharmaCurious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Imagine them having to apply makeup while running chainsaws? It'd put japanese games shows to shame!

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Rapper warrior ninja. :)

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