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In the 1990s when muffins were a craze in the USA my neighbor, a vegan food scientist, kept wondering how anyone thought cake was acceptable for breakfast. I never thought of it as cake until I made a batch and then made a cake and realized they were essentially identical processes.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 26 points 1 day ago

How is cake unacceptable for breakfast?

I mean, even a vegan has to appreciate the power of cake.

Deep fried cake covered in sugar is the quintessential American breakfast food.

[-] owsei@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

I'm talking about doughnuts.

[-] aow@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Pancakes with syrup

It’s a ton of fat and sugars with no added nutritional benefit.

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago

But what if we flatten the cake and fry it in butter instead of baking it? Surely that would be healthy, right?

Hang on. It's a little bland. I'd better pile more butter and liquified sugar on top.

It's perfect. Sweet, savory, pan fried cake.

Panfriedcake. That's what we'll call it

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Those are called pancrepes I think

[-] tankplanker@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Have you tried adding blueberries to it, they are an anti oxident

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

But we need oxygen

If you can digest it then it's food, the chemical furnace demands more fuel.

Devoured MRE wrapper included

[-] OwlHamster@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I consider all junkfood a type of cake, so I only eat junkfood as often as I would eat cake, which is sadly too often.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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