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[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 125 points 3 days ago

"Returning to the office" is such a gross phrase. Get fucked.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago

Isn't it. It has a strange implication as though being in the office is the proper place and one day we all just forgot to be there.

My employer has stooped so low as to call it "return to work". Like, what the fuck have I been doing the past 5 years!?

I'm currently in the final round of interviews for a new employer. I don't expect that they will be nearly different, but at least they will pay more.

[-] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

They hate the idea of not being able to control others as much as possible.

Even as they email directives in their pajamas, while skinnin' it on Pornhub at the same time.

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

I'm going to start calling it "Leaving your home".

[-] warrenson@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

It feels like a phrase from a cult trying to convince ex members to return to the fold.

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