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[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 343 points 1 year ago

A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that's easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 141 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Found the backend dev. "CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE'RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!"

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

Frontend: "Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn't the 90s."

Throws React at it

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- ....oh, what's that? We've moved on already?

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah, just css is enough.
you don't need js unless you need to fetch data dynamically.
you can do all of your animations, dropdowns and transitions in css.
like this menu i made. no js in sight.

https://streamable.com/4ba0gg

also fully accessible and you can tab right into it without clicking enter or whatever
(and respects prefers-reduced-motion)

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Get outta of here !

/s

[-] chorkpop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

[-] jungekatz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Did not get the joke did you ?

[-] raltoid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are you trying to make a joke? Or did you not get that the comment you replied to is also a joke?

[-] calavera@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Do we use whoosh here on lemmy or that is something from the past?

[-] CallumWells@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
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