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[-] lemon@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 week ago

Broke: file names have a max character length.

Woke: split b64-encoded data into numbered parts and add .part-1..n suffix to each file name.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

I'd go with a prefix, so it's ls-friendly.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Browse your own machine as if it's under alt.film.binaries but more so

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

each file is minimum 4kb

(base64.length/max_character) * min_filesize < actual_file_size

For this to pay off

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 days ago

each file is minimum 4kb

$ touch empty_file
$ ls -l
total 8
-rw-rw-r-- 1 user group 0 may 14 20:13 empty_file
$ wc -c empty_file 
0 empty_file

Huh?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Oh, I'm thinking folders aren't I. Doy....

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

Just use folders instead ๐Ÿ˜

this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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