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this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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I worked call center years ago for a credit card company. Used to answer my phone accidentally with my intro from work.
That happened to me once when I was really tired, but I always felt the "pull" to say it when starting a phone call - like trying to suppress a tic. It was so embarrassing!
Imagine doing that but you work as a standup comedian or a youtuber or something.
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier-"
hello every one… (just me here, but hi)
… and welcome back (first time here, but thanks)
… to my channel (oh you have a channel)
… as always please mash that like and subscribe button (no account, I’m sorry)
… we (I*)
… have a lot of interesting content (content?)
… for you in today’s video (like, daily videos?)
… but first a word from our sponsor [skip ahead]
… bringing you best in cla- [skip]
… with industry leading- [skip]
… so yeah be sure to comment below wh- [skip]
… in the description for our merch- [skip]
… so that’s it for today again mash that like and subscribe button and share [close tab, find library card]
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