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Death is a fact of life, and the existence of it is not a sufficient justification for curtailing freedom of choice to engage in dangerous behaviors.
Especially when the entire purpose of that curtailment is so that bastard cops have more of an opportunity to attest brown people. Y'all are getting played.
You can just say "I was wrong and made a stupid comment," you know.
You don't have to double and triple down on literally everything you say.
Try it sometime. It's rather nice.
Thanks for the advice - as soon as I'm wrong and make a stupid comment, I'll be sure to.
Not really sure how that's relevant to the thread though.
Yeah. Who knows, bud.