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Eight month birthday
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A tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"
"now remember, you have a chance to go against your family, be disowned, lose all your possessions and shortcuts in life, but do something positive in life"
"I'll weigh my options and give it some consideration"
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Calm down, this is a general statement. And the exception is not the rule.
Sounds like someone needs to calm down
You monster!! /s