I am not making this up.

I have no idea how I could possibly prove that this happened but... yeah.

I've had a rather eventful life, and am at this point used to people just not beleiving half the shit that has happened to me or that I've done.

I guess with this one, I don't blame you, it basically falls into the 'and everybody clapped' story mold but... yeah, up to you I suppose.