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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier's check for $7,400 to lunch and we'll take care of the rest! ❤️

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!

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