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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Fisherman breaking down homeowners doors like the local SWAT team demanding you reveal where your fish tank is

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

They fly a chopper over your yard with a bucket and now they have all your fish

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