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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)
>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros
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[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago

Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago

Where can I find more info on this? You've peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.

[-] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, OP has reached peak curiosity, it's all downhill from here.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago

i choose this explanation. nothing is or will be as interesting as this question I asked at 3am

[-] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, maaaan.

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