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i get fined if i have a garden in my front yard unless the ground is covered by 50% or more "green". its fucking dumb.
my lawn is even slightly out of the way and behind a short fence. its like the perfect spot for free food for everyone walking by.
Your dictator doesn't follow the rules. Why do you?
Because unlike the dictator, consequences can actually cripple a normal person's life.
So can a death camp but that's happening.
Hear me out - divide your lawn into 1' x 1' sections and checker board that shit. Every other square is garden, every other is green lawn. It'll be a bitch to mow, but it's wonderfully petty
You can still work with that a bit. Basically you just want to have stuff other than just non-native turf grass. Even having clover mixed in makes your lawn not need fertilizer to stay green, and it has flowers that benefit insects. Dandelions and plantains can grow anywhere, and they both produce edible greens, and they basically show up on their own.
Land of the freeeeee
clover that grass up and piss off the entire neighborhood