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Only the Most Secure of Men Purchase the Swastidumpster
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this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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That's most truck owners. Come at me.
But there's that one guy that drives his truck to and fro his office job every day because he hates gas. But then twice a year he mixes some cement so it's totally valid.
I'll come at you by correcting it to NEW truck owners. If you are afraid of scratching your truck you shouldn't be owning a truck. Also, exceptions apply for states that regularly see feet of snow during the winter where four wheel drive or awd are a necessity for safe driving.
Large trucks are gender affirming care.
My favorite is truck nuts. Did the truck want bottom surgery?
New meme:
Truck nuts are bottom surgery for men who don't have any
They forcemasc'd the truck!
Don't say that too loudly or they might get taxed more /j
Basically, unless you legit haul stuff regularly.
I have an S10. A 22 year old, 2-wheel drive compact pickup. I routinely visit a sawmill in that truck. For grocery trips I've got an old Buick I'm trying to wear out.
I have a 10 year old ford suv. It’s got a tow hitch for the atvs, AWD for the snow in the mountains, but is otherwise a comfy leather couch to cruise around in and neatly backs into a compact car spot. The giant pavement princesses are just obnoxious
I could see owning a pickup truck the size of a 90's F-150. I would like a bed that has a proper 4x8 area on the floor of the bed to carry full sheets of plywood, flat on the deck. But I don't need the machine to be that much bulkier than my S10. I live in the middle of North Carolina, it snows 6 times a decade here. I use my pickup to carry lumber, furniture, trash etc. on paved roads.
If a truck is older than say 2015, has dings, scratches or mud. It's probably their work truck. If it's lifted, clean, etc. It's a pavement princess. Ive also heard that a lot of those trucks that are diesel having constant problems because they aren't hauling or driving long enough to get the engine nice and hot to burn some of the build up. Never owned a diesel so don't @ me.
Its the particle filter that needs a good burning every once in a while. Otherwise it gets clogged and can't filter anymore and also reduces your exhaust flow.
It is indeed a problem with many diesel cars that are only used for city drives. As for the driving itself diesel is more chill than gasoline because the maximum torque is reached at lower rpm and it is more difficult to stall the engine than a gasoline engine so manual gear is easier.
The people with lift kits and glaring lights underneath who never have towed a single thing in their lives are who you call pavement princesses
I saw some dbag the other day driving a perfectly clean Ford F-350. In Western Canada. In April. It was clean. He was also headed downtown and wearing a suit. That truck has never had so much as a pebble in the treads of its tires.
As someone who has a truck that does truck things you are being too generous with "most". That's almost all truck owners.