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Originally Posted By u/HumusSapien At 2025-04-12 10:30:16 AM | Source


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[-] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m sure the private sector will take care of it

Aaaany day now. When they eliminate public schools and replace them with private rather.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

You think they won’t save money by putting lead in things?

[-] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, and with the costs saved from removing flouride, they could further increase child-hydration profit margins by simply having them eat the paint off the walls instead.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Solution: don't have children. Let some more intelligent species with kindness and empathy take over.

[-] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Darn, I already had one. I might consider handing them off to a more intelligent species though, if you have a recommendation? Bonobo maybe?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I suggest we do some genetic fiddling, like how scientists gave the NOVA1 gene to mice. They have been shown to have more empathy than humans.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Those same lead filled schools will be sold to private equity companies for pennies on the dollar because they will say they are full of dangerous chemicals. Those private equity companies will rent them out to charter schools and take in the same kids that were already going but charge the parents on top of taking the vouchers the govt gives out.

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