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submitted 3 weeks ago by jh29a to c/theonion@midwest.social

This article is so long! Why does it have to be about Roseanne Barr? What comes to mind (after reading her Wikipedia Page) is that she is capable of making really out of touch jokes. Is there anything else?

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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

OP, are you seriously whining about reading a moderate length satire 'article'...

... when the thrust of that satire is ... illiteracy?

... Anyway, Roseanne Barr is basically a hyper mega MAGA Karen, like the ur form, the closest to a physical embodiment of the platonic ideal.

She's led or headlined or featured in a good number of Trump rallies / Republican functions... she's a rascist bigot and anti lgbtq... she is a delusional christian nationalist who believes there is a vast global conspiracy to create a global muslim caliphate and implement sharia law literally everywhere.... she has literally declared her unwavering faith in Trump as dear leader.

She is a fucking maniac.

... Also there is a rather funny video where RFK Jr is recounting the insane story of him dumping a bear carcass in NYC's central park, where rosie is very obviously disgusted and dismayed by this, and barely manages to only slightly grimace and stare in horror.

Oh right, she also used to play a mom in some shitty sitcom that ran in the 90s, serving as an inspiration to white christian moms whose children have gone no contact with them in the 2020s, but hey, at least they've got a lot of 'live laugh love' posters framed on their walls.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

OP, are you seriously whining about reading a moderate length satire 'article'...... when the thrust of that satire is ... illiteracy?

They must be joking. I require that they be joking, it's too stupid otherwise

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