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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I've read a story on the forbidden website where a "database" was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I'm willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

It's terrifying that this is plausible.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

We call it New Redis!

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