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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

But they are sweet and tasty on the inside.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I don't know. The last time I smelled the inside of one, it was pretty bad. My buddy got lost in a blizzard, so I rode my yak out to find him. When I finally got to him, he was so hypothermic that I had no other choice but to use his weird religious laser gadget to cut open the yak and stuff him inside. It was so nasty that I made the above remark.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

A similar thing happened to me, but in my case I had to cut open a Yak in the dead of winter and hide inside it to avoid hypothermia and avoid the people chasing me so that I could hunt them down one by one and exact revenge. But you talk to kids nowadays, they don't realize how good they have it.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If they're not cutting open yaks for warmth are they even trying?

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