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[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Straining himself on the toilet while crying into a bucket of fried chicken over the price of eggs.

Musk knocking at the KFC bathroom door, 'is everything OK in there.'

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[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This would be too classy an exit for him. He needs to be Mussolini’d

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