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submitted 1 month ago by SmarfDurden@lemmy.world to c/catposting

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[-] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.