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submitted 2 days ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/196

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/57579403

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago

Free gravel. That's building material. You can always sell building material.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago

secrets of the oysters.

Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin'

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure the only thing oysters will say to you is "fuck off".

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I could make them talk.

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot

[-] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago

Pun not intended

[-] brotundspiele@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But if it's free, you can't sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.

EDITH: I'm surprised how many downvotes your getting for posting a shit post in a shitposting community :-D

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[-] brotundspiele@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

In a world where some people can control toasters with their mind, free gravel disappears as soon as you put a price tag on it. I'm sorry if you don't like that, but I don't make the rules.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I don't make the rules.

Really? Because that rule wasn't in the original question and you just made it up.

[-] brotundspiele@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

The original question also doesn't state that gravity attracts everything but oysters or that Albert Einstein has two runny noses. But that's how it is. These are just the basic rules of the fantasy pill world. Everybody knows that (at least I thought so).

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

With comprehension like that You could be a financial advisor for the US government.

[-] brotundspiele@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

In order to do that I'd have to take 💊 № 1 though, so I'd be able to communicate with people who are sℏellfish.

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