127
submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/fedimemes@feddit.uk

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 26 points 1 week ago

I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. ๐Ÿ˜•

[-] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Ace Attorney 'Objection' bubble

You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

HOW DARE YOU!!

Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
127 points (100.0% liked)

Fediverse memes

1045 readers
95 users here now

Memes about the Fediverse

Other relevant communities:

founded 5 months ago
MODERATORS