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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

Anons argue in comments

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago

Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:

"Drivers License and registration please"

"I don't need those, I'm not driving this bicycle, I'm travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don't contract with DMV."

"Right you are sir, have a nice day!"

Why haven't the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!

[-] Yash2120@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'm still confused how they didn't argue

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Why didn't the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?

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