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[-] MonkRome@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Related question, why the fuck do some people feel it necessary to grunt, moan, pant, and otherwise loudly vocalize while shitting? Zero people want to hear you, shut the fuck up, you are gross.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 year ago

May you be lucky enough to never find out why. Those are not voluntary sounds.

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago

I still don't buy it. I've had shits where I feel like I'm about to pop a blood vessel and still don't feel a need to vocalize it. My brother has severe IBS and shitting is basically torture for him the way he tells it, still never hear any yelling coming from the bathroom.

[-] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Amen brother. Hit 35 after gallbladder removal. I'll never poop silently again.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 50 points 1 year ago

People don't do that for fun haha

Just pray you never have a poop they generates them.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

My guess is humans all have different digestive experiences. I never understood magazines and reading on the shitter. I’m in and out under a few minutes, while I take it some don’t have as flowing of a digestive track?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Apparently people need to eat way more fiber or something.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We all have our cross to bear. For some, it’s massive, painful and prolonged shits apparently? I even read about some shitting only a few times a week? I’d be concerned

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

One family member held it in for a calendar month and had to go to the hospital for help. Kids, haha.

Never did that one again.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

They're charging up their ki in there obviously

[-] JoeyMoo@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

I have constipation problems and I can't stop myself from making those noises, they just kinda come out. Very rude you're just assuming everyone who grunts and makes noises while shitting is doing it on purpose just to annoy you

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Bro, keep eating good fibre and you'll never know. People do this because they're blind to the consequences of their shitty diet. Every sodie and highly processed white flour hamburger bun provides them with copious energy and almost zero fiber.

[-] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Most pain I've ever experienced was on a toilet. I could not keep quiet.

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